Spam Subject Line of the Day
Today's morsel is baffling, yet disturbing.
"You step closer to the toilet, we fix it"
Fix what, exactly? The toilet? My need to step closer to the toilet? Why would I need to step closer? And what, exactly would you do to fix that? I mean... in order to sell a product, you need to identify to me the problem that your product or service fixes. You've left so many details up to the imagination that I can't justify the expense of whatever you are selling.
"You step closer to the toilet, we fix it"
Fix what, exactly? The toilet? My need to step closer to the toilet? Why would I need to step closer? And what, exactly would you do to fix that? I mean... in order to sell a product, you need to identify to me the problem that your product or service fixes. You've left so many details up to the imagination that I can't justify the expense of whatever you are selling.
posted by Jeremy at 9/07/2006 04:21:00 PM
1 Comments:
One would hope that the fixing wouldn't happen whilst one was ON the toilet.
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